1 00:00:25,494 --> 00:00:27,254 You know what? You're right. We still got it. 2 00:00:27,356 --> 00:00:29,045 Yeah. 3 00:00:36,838 --> 00:00:38,838 Ever since he was attacked by the puma, 4 00:00:38,976 --> 00:00:40,907 Murray has not been the same. 5 00:00:41,045 --> 00:00:42,287 Yeah, well, those puma attacks 6 00:00:42,425 --> 00:00:43,545 are tough to put behind you. 7 00:00:43,666 --> 00:00:44,700 He's jumpy and irritable. 8 00:00:44,838 --> 00:00:46,735 He cowers at any sign of a cat. 9 00:00:46,873 --> 00:00:50,287 We can't even walk past the library anymore. 10 00:00:50,424 --> 00:00:51,984 You know, how outside... The big cats... 11 00:00:52,114 --> 00:00:53,769 Lions. The two big and... never mind. 12 00:00:53,907 --> 00:00:55,562 Sheila, it's a real problem. 13 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,218 So, what we've done is... 14 00:00:57,355 --> 00:00:58,804 we've entered Murray in a dog show. 15 00:00:58,942 --> 00:01:00,458 We're hoping if he does well, 16 00:01:00,597 --> 00:01:01,976 it will be like therapy for him. 17 00:01:02,114 --> 00:01:03,562 It'll help rebuild his self-esteem. 18 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:04,804 Right, right. 19 00:01:04,942 --> 00:01:07,666 Show him he still has value as a dog. 20 00:01:07,804 --> 00:01:10,355 Despite the fact that he was beaten up 21 00:01:10,493 --> 00:01:11,528 by essentially a kitten. 22 00:01:11,666 --> 00:01:12,838 What do you think, Sheila? 23 00:01:12,976 --> 00:01:14,838 Well, I think worries over your dog's psyche 24 00:01:14,976 --> 00:01:16,458 should be the worst of your problems. 25 00:01:16,597 --> 00:01:18,838 Well, not necessarily... Don't minimize this. 26 00:01:18,976 --> 00:01:20,562 There's something I want to tell you. 27 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,079 It's a good thing. It's something 28 00:01:22,217 --> 00:01:24,528 I've been thinking about telling you for a few weeks now. 29 00:01:24,666 --> 00:01:26,493 It's something I can't say to all my patients. 30 00:01:26,631 --> 00:01:27,941 What is that? What? 31 00:01:28,079 --> 00:01:30,941 You're cured. 32 00:01:31,079 --> 00:01:32,562 Your therapy is over. 33 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:35,458 It has been successful, but now it's at an end. 34 00:01:35,597 --> 00:01:36,997 I'm always going to be here for you, 35 00:01:37,113 --> 00:01:39,768 but we don't have to meet anymore. Congratulations! 36 00:01:39,906 --> 00:01:42,148 What the hell are you talking about? 37 00:01:42,286 --> 00:01:43,734 What have you been reading in there? 38 00:01:43,872 --> 00:01:46,352 When you first came to see me, there were chinks in your armor. 39 00:01:46,424 --> 00:01:47,528 No question. Sure. 40 00:01:47,665 --> 00:01:49,631 Some bumps here and there. Hello? Huge bumps. 41 00:01:49,768 --> 00:01:51,872 Yes. But now you're in a good, healthy place. 42 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:54,665 You're well-equipped to deal with what life throws at you. 43 00:01:54,803 --> 00:01:56,389 And so it's time for me 44 00:01:56,528 --> 00:01:57,906 to send you off into the world 45 00:01:58,044 --> 00:02:00,148 so you can spread your wings of sanity 46 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:03,906 and fly across the great happy plains of the well-adjusted. 47 00:02:04,044 --> 00:02:06,286 What the hell are you talking about? 48 00:02:06,423 --> 00:02:07,837 You're healthy enough. 49 00:02:07,975 --> 00:02:09,699 Healthy enough? Jamie. 50 00:02:09,837 --> 00:02:11,182 It's that we're boring, isn't it? 51 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,320 Fly, little birdie. Fly away. 52 00:02:13,457 --> 00:02:14,657 Is it that I don't cry enough? 53 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:16,286 Oh, honey, I don't... 'Cause I can cry. 54 00:02:16,423 --> 00:02:17,665 I can cry a lot. 55 00:02:17,803 --> 00:02:20,079 Oh, like Mandy Patinkin. 56 00:02:20,217 --> 00:02:23,906 Now, listen, Jamie, I can understand what you're feeling. 57 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,010 It's natural for people to have some trepidation 58 00:02:26,148 --> 00:02:27,492 when therapy ends. 59 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:30,803 But I urge you to stay calm and resist the panic reflex. 60 00:02:30,941 --> 00:02:33,734 Okay. 61 00:02:33,872 --> 00:02:35,768 I'm not leaving. 62 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,043 Can I just say, I'm... 63 00:02:38,181 --> 00:02:39,665 I'm glad we're cured. 64 00:02:39,803 --> 00:02:41,112 We are not cured. 65 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:43,492 You especially are not cured. 66 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,630 What does that mean? 67 00:02:44,734 --> 00:02:45,837 See. What does that mean? 68 00:02:45,974 --> 00:02:47,837 Paul, Jamie... This is ridiculous. 69 00:02:47,974 --> 00:02:50,147 We are not healthy enough. 70 00:02:50,285 --> 00:02:52,285 Don't you take any pride in your product? 71 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:54,250 People are gonna meet us, they're gonna say, 72 00:02:54,388 --> 00:02:56,457 "who's your therapist?" and we're gonna tell them. 73 00:02:56,596 --> 00:02:58,836 You don't want that. Jamie, Paul, 74 00:02:58,974 --> 00:03:00,699 it's with a bittersweet heart 75 00:03:00,836 --> 00:03:03,216 that I bid you a fond farewell. 76 00:03:03,354 --> 00:03:05,181 Wow, okay. 77 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,285 Well, you know what, Sheila? Thank you very much. 78 00:03:07,423 --> 00:03:09,388 What does that mean, "healthy enough"? 79 00:03:09,527 --> 00:03:10,974 She's saying we're healthy enough. 80 00:03:11,112 --> 00:03:13,457 I always thought leaving therapy would be a process. 81 00:03:13,595 --> 00:03:15,043 It is. Goodbye. 82 00:03:15,181 --> 00:03:16,560 Okay, listen, best of luck to you. 83 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:19,423 My understanding is that it's like a gradual, kind of... 84 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,974 Uh-huh. Other places, not here. 85 00:03:21,112 --> 00:03:23,698 That they ease you off into some kind of awareness... 86 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:26,595 All right. I'm gonna walk away. Thanks. 87 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:29,147 Why do you see this as a bad thing? 88 00:03:29,285 --> 00:03:31,491 What are we gonna do without therapy? 89 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:35,664 We'll be saving money, and we'll have an extra hour to... To... 90 00:03:35,802 --> 00:03:37,560 To do something that takes about an hour. 91 00:03:37,698 --> 00:03:39,940 And, by the way, we're also not crazy anymore. 92 00:03:40,078 --> 00:03:41,078 To me, that's a big plus. 93 00:03:41,147 --> 00:03:42,456 Oh, you are really gonna believe 94 00:03:42,595 --> 00:03:44,767 that woman's psychological assessment of us? 95 00:03:44,905 --> 00:03:46,180 She's our therapist. 96 00:03:46,318 --> 00:03:48,043 So? 97 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:49,871 Honey, it's all relative. 98 00:03:50,009 --> 00:03:52,526 You know, look, you're certainly saner than this guy. 99 00:03:52,664 --> 00:03:55,111 At least we're dressed, and we don't smell like shrimp salad. 100 00:03:55,249 --> 00:03:56,871 I'm just worried that as problems arise, 101 00:03:57,009 --> 00:03:59,284 we aren't gonna be able to deal with them without Sheila. 102 00:03:59,422 --> 00:04:01,062 What if... What if there were no problems? 103 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,042 We'll think of something. 104 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,215 Do you hear yourself? 105 00:04:04,353 --> 00:04:05,664 You know what I'm saying. 106 00:04:05,802 --> 00:04:08,215 Look, whatever problems arise, we will deal with 107 00:04:08,353 --> 00:04:11,008 like the pillars of mental health that we are. 108 00:04:11,146 --> 00:04:12,146 Yeah. 109 00:04:12,284 --> 00:04:14,595 Halt. I'm sorry? 110 00:04:14,733 --> 00:04:16,180 Are you aware you crossed the street 111 00:04:16,318 --> 00:04:18,422 in the middle of the block? Oh. I guess so, yeah. 112 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,080 I'm afraid I have to give you a ticket. 113 00:04:20,111 --> 00:04:21,215 You're kidding. 114 00:04:21,353 --> 00:04:22,973 Yes. It's a big prank. Your name, please. 115 00:04:23,111 --> 00:04:25,526 Oh, come on. May I have you name, please? 116 00:04:25,663 --> 00:04:27,595 You may not. Excuse me? 117 00:04:27,732 --> 00:04:29,801 It's okay, officer. Honey, it's okay. 118 00:04:29,939 --> 00:04:31,146 No, it's not okay. 119 00:04:31,284 --> 00:04:33,491 It's insane. This is New York. 120 00:04:33,628 --> 00:04:36,594 People shoot each other for a chicken sandwich. 121 00:04:36,732 --> 00:04:38,249 Fires are burning in the street. 122 00:04:38,387 --> 00:04:40,284 You're giving us a jay-walking ticket? 123 00:04:40,422 --> 00:04:41,697 Can I have your name, please? 124 00:04:41,835 --> 00:04:44,835 Yes. Yes. My name is Terror Reigns in this City. 125 00:04:44,973 --> 00:04:47,421 I am Mrs. Terror Reigns in this City. 126 00:04:47,559 --> 00:04:49,732 Is there no better use of your time? 127 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:53,008 My name is Mrs. "is there no better use of your time?" 128 00:04:53,146 --> 00:04:54,215 That is my name. 129 00:04:54,352 --> 00:04:57,111 Officer, you have to excuse, Mrs. Time. 130 00:04:57,248 --> 00:04:59,146 Uh, it's just... we've been trying to... 131 00:04:59,283 --> 00:05:01,490 Your name, please? No! 132 00:05:01,628 --> 00:05:03,973 I'm going to give you one more chance to peaceably accept 133 00:05:04,111 --> 00:05:06,904 this justice that is being meted out to you. Otherwise... 134 00:05:07,042 --> 00:05:09,386 All units in the vicinity, a 211 in progress. 135 00:05:09,525 --> 00:05:11,697 Hey, a 211 is now in progress. 136 00:05:11,835 --> 00:05:13,455 A 211 that you could have prevented 137 00:05:13,594 --> 00:05:16,628 had you not been hunting down renegade jay-walkers. 138 00:05:16,766 --> 00:05:18,835 This 211 is on your head. 139 00:05:18,972 --> 00:05:21,352 Lipksy, roger. Wait here. 140 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:24,076 Yes, sir, ma'am. 141 00:05:24,214 --> 00:05:25,352 Come on. 142 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:27,010 What are you doing? What are you doing? 143 00:05:27,145 --> 00:05:29,007 You're not actually gonna stand here and wait 144 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:31,317 for her to come back and give you a jay-walking ticket? 145 00:05:31,455 --> 00:05:34,697 That's what a healthy, mentally well-adjusted person would do. 146 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,352 Okay, this alone is proof that you need to stay in therapy. 147 00:05:38,490 --> 00:05:40,525 Come on. What are you gonna do, flee? 148 00:05:40,663 --> 00:05:43,248 She never even got our names. 149 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,938 She has no idea who we are. 150 00:05:45,076 --> 00:05:47,765 I'm... I'm not comfortable on the lam. 151 00:05:47,903 --> 00:05:50,455 You know, I mean, I like to be off the lam. 152 00:05:50,593 --> 00:05:51,873 I do a little better off the lam, 153 00:05:51,972 --> 00:05:53,332 maybe a bit to the left of the lam. 154 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:54,558 Fine. You know what? You stay 155 00:05:54,696 --> 00:05:56,256 and wait for the nice lady. I'm leaving. 156 00:05:56,386 --> 00:05:58,972 You're not going. You can't go. 157 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:01,110 Sweetie, you can't go. 158 00:06:01,248 --> 00:06:05,420 These are not the actions of a healthy person! 159 00:06:05,558 --> 00:06:07,662 Wait for me! 160 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,834 Come on, Murray. 161 00:06:08,972 --> 00:06:10,420 Nat, show us what you got. 162 00:06:10,558 --> 00:06:12,454 So, Murray, we're gonna plant ourselves, 163 00:06:12,593 --> 00:06:15,731 and we're gonna just leap. 164 00:06:15,869 --> 00:06:17,903 Murray, Murray. 165 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:20,869 Murray, right through here, we're gonna just leap. 166 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:24,351 Let's think about the possibility of just leaping. 167 00:06:26,524 --> 00:06:28,213 Stick the landing. 168 00:06:28,351 --> 00:06:29,454 Stick it. 169 00:06:29,593 --> 00:06:31,178 Looking good there, Nat. 170 00:06:31,316 --> 00:06:34,040 Mrs. Buchman, ya sure this dog show is such a fabulous idea? 171 00:06:34,178 --> 00:06:36,178 I mean, Murray's gonna be required to negotiate 172 00:06:36,316 --> 00:06:37,420 all these obstacles here. 173 00:06:37,558 --> 00:06:38,638 You know, maybe he's right. 174 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,045 Maybe we should pull Murray out. 175 00:06:40,178 --> 00:06:41,316 It's all these fancy people, 176 00:06:41,454 --> 00:06:43,385 and I gotta get a blazer. Absolutely not. 177 00:06:43,524 --> 00:06:45,902 Nat, this dog show is Murray's therapy. 178 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,489 Unless you think he's cured too. 179 00:06:47,627 --> 00:06:48,868 Don't hold her like that. 180 00:06:49,006 --> 00:06:50,385 Why not? Because it pinches her. 181 00:06:50,524 --> 00:06:52,316 You're pinching her. 182 00:06:56,454 --> 00:06:58,799 Cured? I wouldn't say cured. 183 00:06:58,937 --> 00:07:00,833 Instead of being afraid of a kitty cat, Murray, 184 00:07:00,971 --> 00:07:03,558 we could weave. Huh, you wanna weave? 185 00:07:03,695 --> 00:07:06,593 Let's weave. Murray, weave. 186 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,213 Thinking about starting the weaving process here? 187 00:07:09,351 --> 00:07:11,075 I think you can make things worse for Murray 188 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,489 if he doesn't perform well. 189 00:07:12,626 --> 00:07:15,971 I mean, he's going to get in some kind of huge canine... 190 00:07:18,937 --> 00:07:20,351 What is the matter with you? 191 00:07:20,488 --> 00:07:22,168 How do you know they're not looking for us? 192 00:07:22,282 --> 00:07:25,661 I can't believe you think you're cured. Oh, my God. 193 00:07:25,799 --> 00:07:28,316 Hey, Billy Joel. 194 00:07:28,453 --> 00:07:29,557 Are you okay? 195 00:07:29,695 --> 00:07:31,695 Yeah, he's my husband. 196 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:34,661 Oh, yeah, I been there. 197 00:07:36,488 --> 00:07:38,006 Big star like that. 198 00:07:38,144 --> 00:07:40,144 What's he doing in the park? 199 00:07:40,281 --> 00:07:42,902 We proudly climb... 200 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,143 Yeah, honey, he's gonna be the star of the dog show. 201 00:07:45,281 --> 00:07:46,868 He will rise to the occasion. 202 00:07:47,006 --> 00:07:48,453 I wanna believe, but... 203 00:07:48,592 --> 00:07:50,006 He is staying in the dog show, Paul. 204 00:07:50,143 --> 00:07:52,281 Somebody in this family deserves a fighting chance 205 00:07:52,419 --> 00:07:54,212 at mental health. You know, for centuries, 206 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:56,626 there was no such thing as therapy and people did fine. 207 00:07:56,764 --> 00:07:58,005 The truth is there's something 208 00:07:58,143 --> 00:07:59,783 I wanted to bring up in therapy next week. 209 00:07:59,902 --> 00:08:02,074 What? I don't wanna tell you now. 210 00:08:02,212 --> 00:08:03,901 I wanna tell you in therapy next week. 211 00:08:04,039 --> 00:08:06,523 Well, there is no therapy next week. 212 00:08:06,661 --> 00:08:08,557 No, there isn't, is there? 213 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:10,350 So maybe you should just tell me now. 214 00:08:10,488 --> 00:08:11,970 I don't wanna talk about it now. 215 00:08:12,108 --> 00:08:14,108 Why not? Because I don't. 216 00:08:14,246 --> 00:08:16,108 Well, whatever it is, we'll just deal with it. 217 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,526 It'll be easy. Just blurt it out. 218 00:08:17,626 --> 00:08:18,832 I don't want to blurt it out. 219 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:20,770 It's not the kind of thing you just blurt out. 220 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,694 Blurt it out! I want you to get a vasectomy. 221 00:08:22,832 --> 00:08:24,039 Didn't see that one coming. 222 00:08:24,177 --> 00:08:26,523 Oh, dear God, Murray, please climb. 223 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:28,246 You just blurt something like that out? 224 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:30,624 I've given it a lot of thought. I wanna get off the pill. 225 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,246 I get bloated, my breasts are tender. 226 00:08:32,384 --> 00:08:34,522 Me and Murray are gone head over to the teeter-totter 227 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:36,798 which is over there, more distance. Come on, Murray. 228 00:08:36,936 --> 00:08:38,901 I wanna find a different form of birth control. 229 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:41,487 And that's the only possible option that you could imagine, 230 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:44,108 some guy slices my urethra? It's not your urethra. 231 00:08:44,246 --> 00:08:45,936 Whatever it is, it's not good. 232 00:08:46,074 --> 00:08:47,281 It's not that big a deal. 233 00:08:47,418 --> 00:08:49,143 Honey, when somebody shaves your groin, 234 00:08:49,281 --> 00:08:51,522 that's a big deal, okay? 235 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:53,108 And by the way, if I get a vasectomy, 236 00:08:53,245 --> 00:08:55,625 that means we can't have any more children, so. 237 00:08:57,729 --> 00:08:59,694 Oh. 238 00:09:01,418 --> 00:09:02,763 Really? 239 00:09:02,901 --> 00:09:06,211 I've been feeling like maybe one is enough. 240 00:09:08,211 --> 00:09:10,901 You couldn't squeeze that into today's session? 241 00:09:19,522 --> 00:09:21,280 Sheila? 242 00:09:21,418 --> 00:09:23,280 Hi, Paul. What are you doing? 243 00:09:23,418 --> 00:09:26,798 Oh, I, uh, I just thought I lost something. 244 00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:28,900 Oh... okay. 245 00:09:29,038 --> 00:09:34,245 Um, I was, I... I... I need to talk to you. 246 00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:35,660 Oh, boy. 247 00:09:35,797 --> 00:09:37,245 Here's the thing. 248 00:09:37,383 --> 00:09:39,659 I understand that I'm cured, I really do. 249 00:09:39,797 --> 00:09:41,969 But the truth is, and I think we both know this, 250 00:09:42,107 --> 00:09:44,556 I was never exactly the crazy one to begin with. 251 00:09:44,693 --> 00:09:45,831 Oh, Paul... Now, hey, hey, 252 00:09:45,969 --> 00:09:47,728 I say nothing bad about anybody else. 253 00:09:47,866 --> 00:09:49,624 You know, you don't have to confirm or deny. 254 00:09:49,762 --> 00:09:51,866 It's just that I see how hard Jamie works in therapy, 255 00:09:52,004 --> 00:09:53,364 and I love her for it, I really do. 256 00:09:53,452 --> 00:09:55,349 But between you and me, 257 00:09:55,486 --> 00:09:58,211 that woman has no business getting off the couch. 258 00:09:58,349 --> 00:09:59,762 I don't think this is the time... 259 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,693 No, hey, I caught it. What? 260 00:10:02,831 --> 00:10:06,797 That little throat-clearing thing you did. I caught it. 261 00:10:06,935 --> 00:10:08,176 What are you talking about? 262 00:10:08,313 --> 00:10:09,659 When you said we were cured, 263 00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:12,728 you said, "you're cured, ahem." 264 00:10:12,866 --> 00:10:14,417 "You're cured, ahem." 265 00:10:14,555 --> 00:10:17,969 Like, "I'm not saying both of you, but you know who you are." 266 00:10:18,107 --> 00:10:20,004 I got it. Okay, we should stop... 267 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,451 Hey, you're right. Enough said. 268 00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:23,244 The point is... My question now is, 269 00:10:23,382 --> 00:10:25,106 what do I do about this poor kid? 270 00:10:25,244 --> 00:10:27,279 I mean, two minutes after you tell her she's cured, 271 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:29,382 she's on the street, she's yelling at the police. 272 00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:31,693 Then she's fleeing the scene of a traffic violation, 273 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,311 and then she lashes out at me, "I want you to get a vasectomy," 274 00:10:34,382 --> 00:10:36,502 and "I don't want to have any more children with you." 275 00:10:36,624 --> 00:10:37,934 I mean, she's a big nut now. 276 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,486 She's really become quite the nut, 277 00:10:39,624 --> 00:10:40,831 and I'm just concerned that... 278 00:10:43,762 --> 00:10:45,210 Paul, what are you doing? 279 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:50,175 Okay. Hmm? Nothing. 280 00:10:50,313 --> 00:10:51,968 So I need to know what we need to do 281 00:10:52,106 --> 00:10:53,899 about this big nut. 282 00:10:54,037 --> 00:10:55,934 Paul, you just finished therapy. 283 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,072 This is a time for love, patience, 284 00:10:58,210 --> 00:10:59,658 and positive reinforcement, 285 00:10:59,796 --> 00:11:02,623 not name calling and disdain. No disdain. 286 00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:04,382 Whatever she says, she's right. 287 00:11:04,521 --> 00:11:06,175 Even about the vasectomy? 288 00:11:06,313 --> 00:11:09,313 Yes. In fact, you should be the one to bring it up again. 289 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,934 Say... Say you've thought about it, 290 00:11:11,072 --> 00:11:12,761 and you think it's a wonderful idea. 291 00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:17,692 But I don't. I think it's a bad, bad... It's a big stinky idea. 292 00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:19,865 Paul, she's not going to make you get a vasectomy. 293 00:11:20,003 --> 00:11:22,037 She just wants to talk about it. 294 00:11:22,175 --> 00:11:23,255 She wants to talk about it. 295 00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:24,485 Yeah. Oh, well, all right. 296 00:11:24,623 --> 00:11:27,244 Hey, listen, are you sure? Yes, I'm positive. 297 00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:28,941 But if you're wrong... Snippy, snippy... 298 00:11:29,072 --> 00:11:30,727 There goes my vena cava. 299 00:11:30,865 --> 00:11:32,623 It isn't your vena cava. 300 00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:34,106 Whatever it is. The point is 301 00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:36,209 if you think that we should go back into therapy, 302 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,667 even if it's just for Jamie's sake, I'm willing to do that. 303 00:11:38,796 --> 00:11:40,520 No, it isn't necessary, Paul. 304 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,865 Are you... Are you sure? Yeah, positive. 305 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:45,312 All right. So I should talk to her and tell her... 306 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,610 Just talk to her and tell her 307 00:11:46,727 --> 00:11:48,243 you're willing to have a vasectomy. 308 00:11:48,381 --> 00:11:50,243 Okay. Even though I'm not gonna have to do it, 309 00:11:50,381 --> 00:11:51,589 but just let her have that. 310 00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:53,243 Yeah, just give her that. Okay. 311 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:54,727 Okay. Okay, good. This was good. 312 00:11:54,865 --> 00:11:56,002 Thank you. You're welcome. 313 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,692 All right, thanks. Thank you very much. 314 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,898 You're very welcome. 315 00:11:59,036 --> 00:12:01,967 Are you going...? No, I gotta, you know... 316 00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:06,589 For God sakes, let me give you something. 317 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:09,209 Oh, no, no, no. Listen, I made you work. 318 00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:10,760 Let me compensate you for your time. 319 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:11,898 No, no, it's okay, Paul. 320 00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:14,623 Are you sure? I'm positive. 321 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,243 Well, that's very generous of you there, Sheila. 322 00:12:17,381 --> 00:12:18,726 Thank you. You're welcome. 323 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:19,864 Okay. Bye-bye. 324 00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:20,898 I'm gonna go, then. 325 00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:22,760 Okay. See ya. 326 00:12:22,898 --> 00:12:24,347 I'm just... 327 00:12:24,485 --> 00:12:25,726 Oh, green light. 328 00:12:25,864 --> 00:12:28,105 Okay. Okay, then. 329 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:45,967 My children hate me. 330 00:12:46,105 --> 00:12:48,002 My husband laughs at me. 331 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:51,726 Each day I feel myself slipping away a little more. 332 00:12:51,864 --> 00:12:54,449 I just don't see the point in going on. 333 00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:56,829 Mrs. Peterson, it is very important 334 00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:58,484 that you stop saying things like that. 335 00:12:58,622 --> 00:13:00,071 It worries me that perhaps... 336 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,311 I'm so sorry. Jamie? 337 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,277 Oh, my God, I'm just so terribly sorry to interrupt. 338 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:08,484 I know it violates every rule of therapy etiquette 339 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,173 to walk in in the middle of a session. 340 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,829 But I'm in a really bad way here. 341 00:13:11,966 --> 00:13:13,086 I waited as long as I could. 342 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,848 You guys aren't gonna be done until 10 of, 343 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:17,966 and by that time I'd have jumped out a window. I'm so sorry. 344 00:13:18,104 --> 00:13:20,415 This is going to take exactly one second. 345 00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:22,380 And when you hear what it's about, believe me, 346 00:13:22,519 --> 00:13:24,139 you'll sympathize. I really must ask... 347 00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:26,277 Sheila, let's be honest, I may be cured. 348 00:13:26,415 --> 00:13:28,449 I mean, I know I am. 349 00:13:28,588 --> 00:13:30,495 I kind of knew that you were gonna tell me I was. 350 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,725 But Paul, I realize, the poor guy, 351 00:13:32,863 --> 00:13:34,863 he's just not making the same kind of progress. 352 00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:36,001 Jamie. I know. 353 00:13:36,104 --> 00:13:37,449 I know it's totally uncool 354 00:13:37,588 --> 00:13:39,228 for you to admit to one member of a couple 355 00:13:39,346 --> 00:13:41,106 that she may be farther along than the other. 356 00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:43,519 So don't say anything. I'm gonna say something to you. 357 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,242 When you told me and Paul that we were cured, 358 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:49,725 I saw you wink at me. For God's sake, Jamie. 359 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,208 I didn't say anything at the time, 360 00:13:51,346 --> 00:13:53,208 but I saw, Sheila. I saw. 361 00:13:53,346 --> 00:13:55,139 And I knew what you meant. All right, look... 362 00:13:55,277 --> 00:13:56,757 From the minute we walked out of here, 363 00:13:56,863 --> 00:13:58,587 he's been having these paranoid fantasies 364 00:13:58,725 --> 00:13:59,794 that the cops are after us 365 00:13:59,932 --> 00:14:01,828 because we blew off some jay-walking ticket. 366 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,587 Can you imagine? And then yesterday, 367 00:14:03,725 --> 00:14:04,966 we had our first, sort of, 368 00:14:05,104 --> 00:14:07,001 serious post-Sheila conversation, 369 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,345 and I'll tell you, what a barrel of laughs that was. 370 00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:12,587 I gingerly broached the subject of a vasectomy. 371 00:14:12,725 --> 00:14:14,794 He flipped out is what he did. He lost it. 372 00:14:14,932 --> 00:14:16,932 He snapped like an autumn twig. 373 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:18,518 Can you imagine? 374 00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:21,172 Please! Please, can we come back, Sheila? Please. 375 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,794 I'll stop stealing the magazines. 376 00:14:22,932 --> 00:14:24,132 We'll pay you under the table. 377 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:25,518 Forgive me, Mrs. Peterson. 378 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,241 Jamie, coming back is not necessary. 379 00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:31,725 Paul is just experiencing simple separation anxiety. 380 00:14:31,863 --> 00:14:34,725 What you need to do right now is build him up, not tear him down. 381 00:14:34,863 --> 00:14:36,656 So whatever he says, he's right. 382 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:39,103 If he thinks the cops are after him, you go along with it, 383 00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:41,069 act like they are. Ultimately, he'll see 384 00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:44,172 that his terror is groundless, and he'll let it go. 385 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,448 Then you two will be able to solve your own problems. 386 00:14:46,587 --> 00:14:48,931 I don't know. You say it with such conviction. 387 00:14:49,069 --> 00:14:50,965 That's because it's true. 388 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:53,172 Okay. Okay, Sheila. 389 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,587 Okay. Look, Jamie... 390 00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:56,207 And listen, I'm so... Oh, dear! 391 00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:57,587 Oh, dear God, Mrs. Peterson. 392 00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:59,896 Put that down. Life is worth living. 393 00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:02,793 Life is essentially a positive experience. 394 00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:04,345 Sheila, are you... Have you got her? 395 00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:06,793 'Cause I'm late, so I'm gonna... Yeah. 396 00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:15,413 Good afternoon, dog lovers. 397 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:25,138 Please direct your attention 398 00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:28,275 to the carpet for the North American Kennel Club's 399 00:15:28,413 --> 00:15:30,378 Mixed Breed Competition. 400 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,138 And now at the starting line, 401 00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:33,758 Shirley. 402 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,413 Wow! 403 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:38,793 Shirley is incredible, huh? 404 00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:41,034 Uh-huh. 405 00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:43,137 You got nothing, Shirley. No stick. 406 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,206 You don't even know who your father is. 407 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,413 Hey, hey. 408 00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:48,275 You don't yell at a dog like that. 409 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:49,655 It's a sporting event. 410 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:53,033 I'd say the same thing to Jack Nicklaus. 411 00:15:53,171 --> 00:15:56,586 Shirley! Shirley! 412 00:15:56,724 --> 00:16:00,102 We're so sorry. 413 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,309 Shirley's time, 36.2 blistering seconds. 414 00:16:04,447 --> 00:16:05,723 And now Bucky. 415 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:08,068 Yo, Bucky, you suck! 416 00:16:11,309 --> 00:16:13,723 If you have a sign that says John3:16, 417 00:16:13,861 --> 00:16:15,930 I want it now. 418 00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:24,516 Paul, you bring up the vasectomy. 419 00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:26,654 Vasectomy... Vasectomy. 420 00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:32,137 Whatever she says, Paul, she's right. 421 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:34,930 She's right, she's right. 422 00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:37,654 Tell her, tell her, tell her. Now! 423 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:39,654 You know what I think? 424 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:43,343 I think... I think I should get a vasectomy. 425 00:16:43,481 --> 00:16:44,861 Really? Yeah. 426 00:16:44,999 --> 00:16:47,068 Yeah, because, you know, I been thinking about it, 427 00:16:47,205 --> 00:16:49,377 and... we already have a kid, 428 00:16:49,516 --> 00:16:51,550 and the pills, it's so unpleasant. 429 00:16:51,688 --> 00:16:54,068 You know, with your head and your breast, 430 00:16:54,205 --> 00:16:56,377 bloating and exploding, you don't need that. 431 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,412 I could snip, snip, right in the aorta. 432 00:16:58,550 --> 00:16:59,688 It's not your aorta. 433 00:16:59,826 --> 00:17:01,136 Whatever it is. 434 00:17:01,274 --> 00:17:03,101 Jamie, indulge him about the cops. 435 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,446 You know what I think? 436 00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:07,308 The cops... The cops. I think... 437 00:17:07,446 --> 00:17:08,826 I think you're right. 438 00:17:08,963 --> 00:17:10,363 I think the cops are looking for us. 439 00:17:10,481 --> 00:17:12,516 Seriously? Yes. 440 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:15,894 Sweetie, that's a security guard. 441 00:17:16,032 --> 00:17:17,272 He doesn't even have a whistle. 442 00:17:17,377 --> 00:17:18,577 The guards could be lulling us 443 00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:19,963 into a false sense of security, 444 00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:22,136 so the cops can fly in and nail us. 445 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,550 Really? Yes! 446 00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:24,894 Look, there's another guard. 447 00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:27,825 The place is lousy with 'em. 448 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,483 You're not just mocking me now, are ya? 449 00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:30,756 No. 450 00:17:30,894 --> 00:17:33,929 And now, Jeepers. 451 00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,347 Because I'll tell you something, 452 00:17:38,481 --> 00:17:40,205 this is a very real danger. Who's ducking? 453 00:17:40,343 --> 00:17:42,136 But the ducking could be part of the mocking. 454 00:17:42,274 --> 00:17:44,480 I am ducking from the bottom of my heart. 455 00:17:44,618 --> 00:17:46,412 You're mocking me. You are mocking me. 456 00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:48,756 I am not mocking. 457 00:17:48,894 --> 00:17:50,308 You're mocking. You're mocking. 458 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,411 No, gently. The littlest bit of mocking. Hardly... 459 00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,584 It's a little silly, isn't it, the ducking? 460 00:17:55,722 --> 00:17:57,894 It's no sillier than a vasectomy. 461 00:17:58,032 --> 00:18:00,273 Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 462 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,687 35.3 seconds. And now, 463 00:18:08,825 --> 00:18:11,445 Mucus. 464 00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:15,169 Correction, Mocus. 465 00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:22,031 Besides, the procedure is reversible. 466 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,997 Oh, yeah. By all means, let's just rely on that. 467 00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:27,031 Paul, we have a beautiful child. 468 00:18:27,169 --> 00:18:28,480 I assumed that you'd want to have 469 00:18:28,618 --> 00:18:29,893 maybe another beautiful child. 470 00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:31,342 How many? I don't know. 471 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,273 More than one. Two, maybe three. 472 00:18:34,411 --> 00:18:35,549 If we're up to it, four. 473 00:18:35,687 --> 00:18:38,066 Four, really? I'm just picking a number. 474 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,066 And now, Murray. Come on, Murray! 475 00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:41,445 Show 'em where you live! 476 00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:43,824 Here we go. Here we go, pal. 477 00:18:45,928 --> 00:18:47,549 Please, come on. 478 00:18:47,686 --> 00:18:50,031 Shall we hit the ol' starting line, Murray? 479 00:18:50,169 --> 00:18:51,790 Okay, there. 480 00:18:51,928 --> 00:18:53,135 Here we go. 481 00:18:53,273 --> 00:18:55,686 All right, then. 482 00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:57,411 There we go. 483 00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:01,169 Okay, commence, Murray. 484 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,273 Four children? Why not 30? 485 00:19:03,411 --> 00:19:07,617 You know, when you use sarcasm, you tear down, 486 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:08,928 you don't build up. 487 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,962 I'm sorry. It's just the sheer absurdity 488 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,204 of the number... Four! It just went up to five. 489 00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:15,341 What?! 490 00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:16,755 Keep biting at me, baby! 491 00:19:16,893 --> 00:19:19,031 Okay, first of all, I'm not the baby. You're the baby. 492 00:19:19,169 --> 00:19:20,962 Six. I'm dealing with a crazy person. 493 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,341 Six kids. Do I hear seven? 494 00:19:22,479 --> 00:19:23,686 How can you poss... Eight. 495 00:19:23,824 --> 00:19:25,444 Eight kids. I now want eight children. 496 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,583 Well, good luck. Nine, we're gonna have nine. 497 00:19:27,721 --> 00:19:29,375 You know what? We'll save time, 10 kids. 498 00:19:29,514 --> 00:19:30,790 Murray, commence. Please, God. 499 00:19:30,928 --> 00:19:32,514 Those puma attacks are tough 500 00:19:32,652 --> 00:19:34,410 to put behind you, behind you, behind you. 501 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,548 Here we go, let's commence. 502 00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:39,375 Puma attacks... Puma attacks... Puma attacks. 503 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:40,893 Comm... Commence means start. 504 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,203 Puma, puma, puma. 505 00:19:43,341 --> 00:19:44,755 Just commence here. 506 00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:17,720 29.5 seconds. 507 00:20:17,858 --> 00:20:20,685 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your champion, 508 00:20:20,823 --> 00:20:22,030 Murray! 509 00:20:22,168 --> 00:20:24,410 We're in first place! We're in first place! 510 00:20:26,547 --> 00:20:27,789 What are you, kidding me? 511 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,823 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Buchman... 512 00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:32,754 Whoo! 513 00:20:32,892 --> 00:20:34,237 You did it, boy! You did it! 514 00:20:34,374 --> 00:20:36,754 See, I told you. Look at the self-esteem in his eyes. 515 00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:39,587 I wonder what that's like. 516 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,616 You'll never know. 517 00:20:46,616 --> 00:20:50,065 And you had this whole argument in the middle of a dog show? 518 00:20:50,202 --> 00:20:51,858 Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. 519 00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:53,927 You guys are nuts. 520 00:20:54,064 --> 00:20:56,340 This is what we're saying. Huzzah!